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tsukishimake1:

my favorite tidbit about rome is that in the mid-1800s one of the popes didnt like the statues in rome having dicks so he ordered them knocked off. fast forward to the last decade or so and art historians in conjunction with the vatican are trying to erm. restore. the statues. but the dicks were just. kept in a box. so art historians are going around rome, with a box of dicks, trying to match them up to their owner.

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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

suspnd:

suspnd:

suspnd:

my best friend just realized 30 minutes before her curfew that she’s an hour away from home in the most dangerous part of the city alone with the buses no longer running so she calls the police to take her home i cant stop laughing

update the cop that came to pick her up is a hot 20 year old guy thats flirting with her and now im not laughing anymore

SHE FUCKING HOOKED UP WITH THE COP

fuck the police

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bakasara:

dahliasheng:

thebloggerbloggerfun:

Supernatural AU where every time Dean and Cas stare at each other for longer than five seconds Sam glares at the camera and it zooms in on his face like The Office. 

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This brought me to tears OH MY GOD

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heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

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princekind:

ask-bobbi:

princekind:

wow it SURE WOULD SUCK if someone started MAKING OUT WITH ME (it’s reverse psychology) (come make out with me)

*wiggles antennas*;3 

what the hell are you 

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laughcentre:

rhydonmyhardon:

laughcentre:

im 17 and i dont have a period yet is this weird

allan you have a penis

oh

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