I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM
if people i know online met me in person they’d be surprised by several things like
- my height
- my voice
- exactly how annoying i can be
Arctic Monkeys accepting “Album of the Year” for Favourite Worst Nightmare at the BRIT Awards (February 9, 2008)
i am 41 cheetos tall
Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?
we were out of doritos
tiny little turn ons:
- people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk
- catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made
- people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go
- somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking
Jesus is not a turn-on he is the way the truth and the light go 2 church and reflect on your nasty ass sins